So funny story.
Well I guess it's only funny depending on who you ask, because I don't think it's funny at all.
I got home from work last night, which also included from my parents because I decided to spend an extra night. So after I carried 5 bags upstairs and got inside, I decide to preheat my oven for some Pizza Rolls and catch up on blog reading. THIS is what I got when I opened my newly (as of February) purchased laptop...
And if you think this is funny, we are no longer friends.
After a quick freak out, I grabbed my laptop and drove to the nearest Best Buy, with my receipt - and I NEVER keep my receipts. I talk to the rather cute Geek Squad guy, in a nerdy way of course and in a few short minutes he is shipping my laptop off to HP to be fixed - FOR FREE. Moral of the story: always by the accidental insurance AND keep your receipt.
This wasn't the point of today's post, because lets be honest, no one really cares that much about my laptop troubles. However, something I've learned in my 25 years of life, is that bad things are ALWAYS gonna happen at once. My laptop, getting my vehicle tax bill and my highest electric bill all happened yesterday. Let's just hope that's it for awhile. I'm here to tell you though, all you can really do is laugh and drink wine, but since it's only 9AM, you get to laugh today.
I'm bringing you round two (round one) of my favorite funnies, enjoy!
No truer words have ever been spoken.
Right? Cause when is the last time you saw a man pick up instructions? How about a quarter to NEVER.
ARGHHHHH #onceapiratealwaysapirate
Let's just be honest. I do not run. EVER.
Men. Geez.
FREAKING Amen.
#storyofmylife
Quick short story. I was FaceTiming with Brin Saturday night. I had actually gotten ready that day and had yet to take of my bra and put on comfy clothes. Her husband goes "Why are you so dressed up?" Either I looked exceptionally nice or I normally look like shit....
It's not my weight, I'm just short....
Who else misses Top 8's? Cause I sure do...
I can't wait to be a mom one day. But that day ain't today, tomorrow, or the next day. And it probably isn't even next month or year. #sorrynotsorry
#freeadvicetuesday Always spend the extra time on you.
Who else? Anyone?
Quite possibly my favorite. #momjokes
And there you have it, your dose of inappropriateness on this lovely Tuesday.