It's the time again.
Yes, I know I'm a day early, but my lovely sponsors have something special for you on Wednesday.
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Moving on.
Let's get started shall we?
First up, Princess Banana Hammock.
Yes ladies, not only does he wear speedos, but he uses his cell phone to take mirror pictures of himself in them AND decides to post them on a dating website. Winner, winner. Snake Dinner. Oh wait, that was for the next picture.
Pictures with you and a member of the opposite sex are never okay. Never.
Clearly these two party together. With a snake. Didn't see that? Sorry.
You know what they say: The couple who parties together, stays together.
And a snake just gets you bonus points.
I've already shared my thoughts on guys who pose in bathrooms.
But in front of a hot pink shower curtain? It is one of three peoples:
1. Yours. 2. Your girlfriend's. 3. Your daughter's.
Now don't take that as me saying having kids is a bad thing, because it's not.
But taking your profile picture for a dating website is.
Watch out! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's SPANDEX GUY.
Ladies, if you were looking for your own personal superhero, look no further.
Let's just hope and pray that this was a Halloween costume.
And lastly, I need to thank Crystal for this precious one. I asked and she delivered.
Saying that he brings a whole new meaning to the word "baby" is putting it lightly.
I wonder what was going through his head when he put the pacifier in his mouth AND when he took a picture of it AND when he posted it on dating website. Then again, maybe I don't.
Lucky for Crystal and I, this gem resides in good ol' NC.
As always, feel free to send me your worst online dating pictures. Please do not include screen names or locations. Send to talesofatwentysomethingblogger@gmail.com
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And now for a lady who needs no introduction...
So I'll let the pictures do the talking...
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The Cheetos Fight
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And now for a lady who needs no introduction...
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The Cheetos Fight
SPANDEX GUY! hahaha. Classic.
ReplyDeleteAren't we lucky that he lives in NC? I think his profile said something about being an adult baby. You know those weirdos that TLC makes shows about? I can't tell you how much I love this series! Now while I'm scrolling through the site I'm always looking for pics for you.
ReplyDeleteOMG you have to check out my friend and sorority sisters blog! http://heartandhyperbole.com
ReplyDeleteI think the one with the girl is especially dumb...who goes to a DATING site and shows pictures of themselves with another female?
ReplyDeleteUm, love it as to be expected! Spandex guy is still my favorite, but, I love that I haven't seen many of these before, though! POF....always good for laughs ;) Baby guy seriously gives me the creeps.
ReplyDeleteAnd who is this Bold Butter Baby you're posting about?! I've gotta go check her blog out stat- I mean, WHO has cheetos fights?! :)
Holy crap... What's with the banana hammock?? Seriously??
ReplyDeleteLOVING all of these "winners" :)
ReplyDeleteI wonder why they are single. They seem like such catches. Smh
ReplyDeleteOMG. I really just have no words for these. You'd think you'd run out of material at some point, but they just get better and better.
ReplyDeleteI honestly do not have words.
ReplyDeleteWHAT is wrong with people?? Speedo? Pacifier? WTF!
no but really...
oh wow!! guys are so weird!!
ReplyDeleteI nearly peed myself...AGAIN. The banana hammock is just too much.
ReplyDeleteWTF are these guys thinking? Wait, they aren't - they are guys! Some I look at and go "wow" and others you look at and go "WOW". Same word, totally different take.
*sigh*
OMG. This is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteWhat is wrong with people?! I'm hoping they posted those as jokes or something?
ReplyDeletei just found your blog tonight! this is the funniest thing EVER! dying. i always wonder if these guys actually have any dating success? haha
ReplyDeleteomg once on POF I saw a picture of a guy where an adult diaper and a soother! that picture would of been a keeper! if I never find it again, ill def be emailing ya!
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