Solo Date 1: Cassandra
As in the one who cried last week because she missed her son so she got the very first rose Cassandra. The one who said that she "hadn't been on a date in 3 years" or that she "hadn't been on a date since she was 18" more times than anyone can count. And all I got out of that was "I'm not over my baby daddy". She and JP rode in a watercar (I like jeepboat better), jumped off a yacht. She gets a kiss and the rose (gag me)
Group Date: Everyone but Elise, Chelsie, Cassandra, Clare and Kat
First running a race, and now soccer. Just kidding. The soccer looked like fun. 10 lucky girls got to kick some balls with JP all afternoon. And some girls just got hit with the ball, alot (lookin at you Sharleen). Andi steals a kiss and some food from the concession stand and Sharleen has the most awkward kiss in the history of forever. If you can believe it, it was even more awkward than when she got the first impression rose. Nikki gets the group date rose. Meanwhile back at the house, all Elise can do is call Chelsie a baby and immature. In fact she even talks to the 21 year old about it. We find out later that SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW OLD CHELSIE IS. I smell jealousy.
JP decides to surprise 15 women with breakfast. 15 women who are on national TV and just shudder at the idea of not having makeup on. Kelly even covers her face as she walks past JP to take out her dog. Renee makes the first move into the kitchen and everyone follows like the baby ducklings they are. Then there is a pool party. Kelly, Sharleen & Clare are jealous of Kat and JP because putting yourself out there and getting noticed during a competition is so frowned upon. Sharleen exclaims there are too many cameras, there is more awkward kissing. This makes Clare cry because she has to share. JP finds out there are tears elsewhere in the house and he flocks to them. Two girls Lauren and Danielle show up who I swear we have NEVER seen before, but they both stay.
Goodbye to: Lucy and Christy
Sayonara free spirit and other girl I've never seen.
So is Kelly
Crying STILL gets JP's attention
EVERYONE thinks that Sharleen is an awkward kisser
If you can jump off a bridge with someone, you can pretty much get through anything together
It's so hard to have to share a man you met less than a month ago with other women
Renee is still my favorite